Pizza isn’t just food—it’s a religion, and you’re about to take the ultimate sacrament. Think you worship at the altar of molten mozzarella and blistered crust? Prove it. This 40-question gauntlet throws shade at every casual slice-slinger: obscure regional pies, secret dough ratios, toppings only Nonna would dare. One wrong answer? You’re banished to the realm of frozen cardboard. Nail all 40, and you’ll wear the golden rolling pin. Everyone else? They crash, burn, and weep into their delivery box. Ready to separate the masters from the masses? Grab your peel—this oven’s already screaming.
Frozen Cardboard Exile
Pizza isn’t just food—it’s a religion, and you’re about to take the ultimate sacrament. Think you worship at the altar of molten mozzarella and blistered crust? Prove it. This 40-question gauntlet throws shade at every casual slice-slinger: obscure regional pies, secret dough ratios, toppings only Nonna would dare. One wrong answer? You’re banished to the realm of frozen cardboard. Nail all 40, and you’ll wear the golden rolling pin. Everyone else? They crash, burn, and weep into their delivery box. Ready to separate the masters from the masses? Grab your peel—this oven’s already screaming.
